Books I'd Like to Read But Don't Want to Write

• A first contact SF novel written from the point-of-view of the aliens. I have a lurking suspicion that this already exists. Tell me if you know.
• A alternate history of Europe from 300 B.C. to the present which explores the question of what would have happened had Alexander III of Macedon turned west to defeat the Romans instead of heading east to give the Persians a shellacking.
• A Neuromancer sequel in which the AI from Alpha Centauri makes contact and connects into the matrix wherein Case has to battle it to the death.
• A fantasy trilogy in which... Hang on, scratch that, I don't want to read any fantasy.